Bad Blogger / Worse Team

Sorry to all my loyal readers out there… the lack of Dusty firing in my life made me apathetic. Here’s what we missed:

1. The Cubs went on a little wins streak (and are playing decent ball right now). This undoubtedly will result in a contract extension for Dusty. And extended contractions-like pain for me.
2. Greg Maddux, hall of famer, was traded for Cesar Izturis. C-Section is actually a worse hitter than Neifi Perez, in every category. But he makes up for it with his stellar D… one percentage point better than Neifi… which is okay since he makes 2 million per year more than Neifi. Way to go Hendry, you fucked us again.
3. Todd Walker got traded for a 19 year old kid with bad acne.
4. Derrek Lee is still hurt and may be out for the year. Fuck you Furcal!

The only good news of late are the stories of the manager/owner feuds in Florida. Perhaps Girardi will come to Chicago! Which would be great, if the rumors of Dusty having already signed an extension and Hendry waiting until a hot streak to announce it are true.