Re-Defining Rock Bottom Evey Day
July 17, 200611 Runs! One inning!
Humiliation upon humiliation.
What else needs to happen to make changes to the team?
Cub fans were throwing trash on the field on a nationally televised game.
The cubs are a joke and america is laughing.
Writers, bloggers, fans and reporters have all been calling for change, but the only ones who haven’t recognized (or are too scared to recognize) are the Cubs front office.
Today is an off day, perfect day to make some wholesale changes. Cross your fingers.
It’s really simple. Just blow up all the donut shops in Chi-Town. Then offer Bag-O-Donuts a dozen Krispy Kremes if he does the right thing.
Why don’t we just blow up all the Jim Hnedry in Chi-Town? Seems easier.
AHAHAHAHA. That was a fantastic game! It underscored the total irrelevance of the Cubs. I enjoyed every minute of it. Even after El Duque imploded I dont think there was a doubt in any viewers mind that the Cubs would screw up and the Mets would make them pay.
Lovely. I LOVE TO TASTE YOUR TEARS!
We are all Cubs fans for life — there is absolutely no way we could possibly be loyal fans to any other major league baseball club. But we do have the power to withhold our ECONOMIC support for a team that continues to perform pathetically. The Cubs Organization needs encouragement to start making a commitment to giving us, the fans, a World Championship by the end of the next millennium or so. Check out our website at BoycottTheCubs.com.
The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. To help point out to you just how long ago that was, the following list might help you:
In the year 1908…
▪ Teddy Roosevelt was the sitting president
▪ Our entrance into the First World War was still nine years away.
▪ The Bolshevik revolution in Russia wouldn’t occur for another nine years.
▪ Prohibition was still another ten years away.
▪ Germany was not yet a country.
▪ Ronald Reagan hadn’t been born yet.
▪ The United States only had forty-seven states in the union.
▪ A majority of soldiers who fought in the Civil War were still alive.
▪ The first commercial radio stations would not come on the air for another decade or so.
▪ The Panama Canal was not yet completed.
▪ Mark Twain was still alive.
▪ The discovery of penicillin was still two decades in the future.
▪ The planet Pluto wouldn’t be discovered for another twenty-two years.