Since the Cubs have continued a pathetic, debilitating slide into last place… it has been tough for me to keep writing. But here’s a recap of recent news.
Sucks in Detroit, fans have already turned on him. Ha!
Traded to Minny. If we had gotten him right when Lee got hurt, this season MIGHT have been different. Now it just sucks.
BARRETT’S TOUGH YEAR CONTINUES
“Intrascrotal Hematoma” What is that? That is being drilled in the sack with a baseball and having your scrote fill up with blood. Bad news. The good news is that they caught it in time, and if he chooses, he can have kids, who will beat up A.J.’s kids. The funny thing is that Mikey is having a career year.
That grand slam on his birthday a few days ago was the balls.
ZAMBRANO GOES DOWN
Ugh. Please don’t let it be serious. Please don’t let it be serious.
DUSTY STILL EMPLOYED
Why?! In the name of god, why?!
PIE DOESN’T GET CALLED UP
But Pierre has another month to increase his market value. Good for him.
save after save
I hate this team